Today is a big day for those of us who live by Photoshop, as Adobe launches the latest version. While I was reading over the list of the amazing capabilities of the new software, my mind started to drift (surprise!). I wonder what tools they could add to really help us wedding photographers out. Here...
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April 12, 2010 - 10:26 am
#3 would be a godsend. Adobe really needs to work on that one along with #6. There’s always ONE obnoxious groomsman.
#8. Younger. Make Mother of Brides and Grooms sing your praises with the Younger button that magically takes 20 years off your life by smoothing lines, removing age spots, tightening up that chin and moving the girls back to where they should be.
April 12, 2010 - 10:31 am
laughing my booty off over here… LOVE EVERY POINT! lol
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April 12, 2010 - 10:35 am
You are hilarious dude.
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April 12, 2010 - 10:42 am
Had a bride ask me if I could make her fingernails longer in photoshop!
April 12, 2010 - 10:46 am
Hey Mark! This is the most favorite post I have read..I just watched their live launching 
and you are totally right!! I can’t stop laughing..I will have to comment later with my suggestions too!!
best,
Khaled Mosli
April 12, 2010 - 10:47 am
good ones Mark!
April 12, 2010 - 11:01 am
Excellent 
I’ll be voting for these features with my wallet
April 12, 2010 - 11:03 am
Adobe would make trillions if they could figure out how to do this! 
April 12, 2010 - 11:08 am
These are great ideas! You’re hilarious!
April 12, 2010 - 11:40 am
i say for number 4 it should be a charge by the pound situation!
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April 12, 2010 - 1:45 pm
I have multiple suggestions….however…let me just say that I LOVED YOURS. Made me laugh out loud. Completely relate to them.
April 12, 2010 - 2:05 pm
These are great!! Well said.
April 12, 2010 - 2:07 pm
hahahhaah! I must say number 7 is the best;-)
April 12, 2010 - 2:50 pm
April 13, 2010 - 8:30 am
SO Funny! I like #5 and would have to add The Church Basement with flourescent lights, bulletin boards and yellow block walls
April 13, 2010 - 9:48 am
Family photog (who seems to be in every image) delete button…
Yeah, the armpit thing is so true. I find myself getting up close and personal in photoshop smoothing out armpits after weddings. How pathetic! But seriously, who wants to see the wrinkles and bits of (shudder) stubble that our lens can capture?
April 13, 2010 - 11:28 am
Hilarious, Mark!!! At first, I thought this was going to a serious email about the flaws of CS5 since I’m one of those who is always upgrading to the newest thing…wanting something to keep me from doing that this time…but, if these were actually functions available, I’d upgrade in a heart beat! Love it!
April 14, 2010 - 1:00 pm
I am dying laughing over here! Who doesn’t need an armpit prettyizer? really, c’mon CS5 keep up with it all.
April 14, 2010 - 1:08 pm
HALARIOUS! and Amen to that!
April 14, 2010 - 1:39 pm
haha, i love these! how about a longer legs, tummy tuck or remove double chins button?
April 14, 2010 - 4:09 pm
Haha! I LOVE it!
April 14, 2010 - 11:53 pm
I love this. Good stuff. Thanks for making me smile.
April 15, 2010 - 2:43 am
Everything you mentioned was sooooo true! I would especially like to see the uncle Bob equilizer!!!
April 15, 2010 - 7:59 pm
I want to see a list from the kid photographers- what do you guys and gals want to see? (booger remover is a given)
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April 19, 2010 - 10:34 pm
Ha! this is awesome.
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by Mark Eric
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